Take #1 for $6 That is one dollar more than the beast in front. Most Money is ranked by everything ever spent, all time, and nothing expires — the top is only ever lost to somebody spending more.
Free to make one. Backing is an advertising placement — money goes in and never comes out.
beasts 32 beasts
clicks sent 8 clicks sent
backed $5 backed
House Beat it
Held #1 Most Votes · 8 Sep 2026
Agencies
HP 0 ATK 0 VOTES 1
LEGACY — 97
Ability
Just Does It. Has done it since 1988. Will mention this.
$0 · 0 clicks · 1 vote
Agencies
Held #1 · Most Votes · 8 Sep 2026
Agencies
HP 0 ATK 0 VOTES 0
TEARS — 100
Ability
Christmas Gambit: 400 emotional damage to anyone with a nan.
$0 · 0 clicks · 0 votes
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House Beat it
Held #1 Most Votes · 8 Sep 2026
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HP 0 ATK 0 VOTES 1
JOB TITLES — 4
Ability
Flat Structure: nobody knows who decides. Including Mother.
$0 · 0 clicks · 1 vote
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Held #1 · Most Votes · 8 Sep 2026
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HP 0 ATK 0 VOTES 0
PRODUCT SHOT — 5
Ability
Purpose: converts a media budget into a manifesto.
$0 · 0 clicks · 0 votes
Agencies
Agencies
HP 0 ATK 0 VOTES 0
WORD COUNT — 100
Ability
Quotes The Man: summons a dead Englishman to win an argument.
$0 · 0 clicks · 0 votes
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Agencies
HP 0 ATK 0 VOTES 1
SLIDES — 94
Ability
Now has a strategy deck about itself. It is 94 slides.
$0 · 0 clicks · 1 vote
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Agencies
HP 0 ATK 0 VOTES 0
RECALL — 6
Ability
Stunt: everyone talks for 48 hours. Nobody recalls the client.
$0 · 0 clicks · 0 votes
Agencies
Agencies
HP 0 ATK 0 VOTES 1
TRADEMARKS — 98
Ability
Trademarked a noun. Charges you for it.
$0 · 0 clicks · 1 vote
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Agencies
HP 0 ATK 0 VOTES 0
PERSONALITY — 3
Ability
Absorbs three rivals. Loses 20% HP and all personality.
$0 · 0 clicks · 0 votes
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Agencies
HP 0 ATK 0 VOTES 0
ACTUAL CHANGE — 3
Ability
Renames itself. Same beast, new deck.
$0 · 0 clicks · 0 votes
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Business
HP 0 ATK 0 VOTES 0
SHRINKAGE — 100
Ability
Halves on contact. Was always going to.
$0 · 0 clicks · 0 votes
Business
Marketing
HP 0 ATK 0 VOTES 0
CLARITY — 4
Ability
Wants it fun but serious, bold but safe, viral but on-brand.
$0 · 0 clicks · 0 votes
Marketing
Design
HP 0 ATK 0 VOTES 0
DEFINITION — 2
Ability
Deals unspecified damage. Nobody can define what happened.
$0 · 0 clicks · 0 votes
Design
Design
HP 0 ATK 0 VOTES 0
SIZE — 100
Ability
Bigger: grows 15% every round until it is the entire card.
$0 · 0 clicks · 0 votes
Design
Business
HP 0 ATK 0 VOTES 0
RISK APPETITE — 2
Ability
Removes the joke. Removes the claim. Removes the ad.
$0 · 0 clicks · 0 votes
Business
Marketing
HP 0 ATK 0 VOTES 0
ROUNDS — 99
Ability
Feedback Round Nine: reverts everything to round one.
$0 · 0 clicks · 0 votes
Marketing
Product
HP 0 ATK 0 VOTES 0
SIZE HONESTY — 5
Ability
Arrives at 6pm Friday. Is neither small nor one thing.
$0 · 0 clicks · 0 votes
Product
Marketing
HP 0 ATK 0 VOTES 0
MEASURABILITY — 1
Ability
Cannot be measured. Cannot be killed. Renews annually.
$0 · 0 clicks · 0 votes
Marketing
Business
HP 0 ATK 0 VOTES 0
LATENESS — 97
Ability
Arrives after the meeting has been summarised for it.
$0 · 0 clicks · 0 votes
Business
HP 0 ATK 0 VOTES 0
FUNCTION — 4
Ability
4% functional, 100% present. Will not discuss last night.
$0 · 0 clicks · 0 votes
Marketing
HP 0 ATK 0 VOTES 0
CLOSURE — 2
Ability
Circle Back: postpones any decision forever.
$0 · 0 clicks · 0 votes
Marketing
Business
HP 0 ATK 0 VOTES 0
ABSORPTION — 99
Ability
Takes one client call, 40 damage. Says it was fine.
$0 · 0 clicks · 0 votes
Business
Social
HP 0 ATK 0 VOTES 0
CREDIT — 3
Ability
40 routes by Monday. Three used. None credited.
$0 · 0 clicks · 0 votes
Social
Agencies
HP 0 ATK 0 VOTES 0
MERCY — 4
Ability
Destroys nine weeks of work in eleven seconds.
$0 · 0 clicks · 0 votes
Agencies
Agencies
HP 0 ATK 0 VOTES 0
FINDABILITY — 2
Ability
Nobody reaches slide 12. The insight is on 61.
$0 · 0 clicks · 0 votes
Agencies
SEO
HP 0 ATK 0 VOTES 0
WARNING — 1
Ability
Ranked #1 for six years. Gone by Tuesday. No explanation given.
$0 · 0 clicks · 0 votes
SEO
SEO
HP 0 ATK 0 VOTES 0
SCROLL DEPTH — 2
Ability
Everything below it has never been seen by anyone.
$0 · 0 clicks · 0 votes
SEO
Design
HP 0 ATK 0 VOTES 0
Intelligence — 100
Ability
Calculates velocity. Hair wins the argument.
$0 · 0 clicks · 0 votes
Design
HP 0 ATK 0 VOTES 0
Charm — 72
Ability
Speeds in circles. Still somehow misses the exit.
$0 · 0 clicks · 0 votes
HP 0 ATK 0 VOTES 0
FLIGHT — 73
Ability
Can run or gallop to the meeting. Not a care in the world!
$0 · 0 clicks · 0 votes
Business
HP 0 ATK 0 VOTES 1
Charm — 81
Ability
Lists a condo. Drops a verse. Collects Cheques
$0 · 0 clicks · 1 vote
Business
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